This show inspires me to have sex in space
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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