he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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