: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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