is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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