I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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