he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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