We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
