I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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