So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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