Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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