so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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