Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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