dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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