I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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