After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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