I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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