her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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