Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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