I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The feeling are messing with the penis
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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