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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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