So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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