I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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