i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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