okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
