Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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