yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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