garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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