is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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