I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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