I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Randomize
