I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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