Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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