jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
