Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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