Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just had sex on a roof
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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