Got a toothbrush?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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