But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
3pm strippers are depressing
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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