I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
