You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
