I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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