Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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