I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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