Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
