she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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