They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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