The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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