Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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