quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
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