I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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