they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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