I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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