I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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