stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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